It's not what you're like, it's what you like

In John Cusak's music flic High Fidelity, the comment is made that it is not what you're like, but rather what you like that defines you as a person. Books, movies, music; these are the things that really matter. It is your personal taste that says who you are. Under this mindset, I could care less about how you treat your self or others (you could sell Panda's on the street for all I care), but if you thought that Sam Town was a good album then we are going to have a serious problem. So to make it as quick as possible for you to decide whether or not I am in fact a total jag-off, I have made a quick and easy list of my likes and dislikes. Don't fucking judge me.

Likes: Expensive haircuts, a good one-liner, getting roaring drunk (and talking about it the next day), collars that go up, and stay up, driving my parents '99 Subaru Outback, Feist in the tape deck, meth labs, and a good pair of socks

Dislikes: Shaving, parking, girls who wear sweat pants with Uggs, line ups, and the plight of Charlie Sheen.